“If there’s a God right, and like everyone else He needs a computer to keep things in order, how much stuff do you think gets caught in his spam filters?

I mean maybe the reason things are such a mess are because God’s spam filters are too strict. Do prayers end up in the junk mail? How often would He check it? What with all the internal mail, gossip from the cherubim and filthy jpegs from hell, how would He find the time to look at all of it?

Maybe that’s how it all ends these days…all our hopes and prayers, languishing in the junkmail folder for 7 days until deletion…”